The Monolog-o-tron
Sure, TV comedy writers should be paid what they deserve, for all the ways their work is used on the Internet and in other new media. In a perfect world, robotic online replacements like this for cranking out late-night TV talk show monologues might not be necessary. But as long as the writers are on strike, the Monolog-o-tron will have to suffice. Just use the handy pull-down menus to build your own late-night monologue:
1) Dennis Kucinich is at it again. Yesterday he claimed he saw hovering over
2) It was a grim day of violence and civilian casualties in Or as they call it in ,
3) Scientists say they have discovered a way to eradicate Unfortunately, the solution might never catch on because it would require Americans to give up their
4) With imported oil nearing $100 a barrel, California Governor Schwarzenegger has suggested that the state's residents switch to heating their homes with a resource more plentiful in California,
5) Apparently several key passages have been censored from According to insiders who saw the complete version,
cross-posted at 236.com
1) Dennis Kucinich is at it again. Yesterday he claimed he saw hovering over
2) It was a grim day of violence and civilian casualties in Or as they call it in ,
3) Scientists say they have discovered a way to eradicate Unfortunately, the solution might never catch on because it would require Americans to give up their
4) With imported oil nearing $100 a barrel, California Governor Schwarzenegger has suggested that the state's residents switch to heating their homes with a resource more plentiful in California,
5) Apparently several key passages have been censored from According to insiders who saw the complete version,
cross-posted at 236.com
Labels: literature, office humor, politics, Schwarzenegger, television
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